proof we're awesome...as if it was needed!

Why are we so sure we're good parents? Because of this:

As you may recall, this made our profile, and was taken when we sneaked into a friend's house (Look, I'm not arguing with you, sneaked is the correct word...see), grabbed some of their stuff and took a bunch of random pictures. Which we put on our Christmas card. And mailed to them. I came up with the message, "From our home to yours... Merry Christmas!"

So, to recap, we're awesome because, #1 I come up with clever card messages, #2 We're good at breaking and entering--so our children will always have clothes, food, and whatever else you have in your home, #3 we're teaching our daughter how to break in homes as well (survival skills), and #4 we're attentive. I have no idea what Riley has nor where she found it.
I was busy finding my own items to play with. No, the antlers weren't the best I could do. They were second. To a Starbucks cup Christmas tree ornament.

Obviously, with more children, we could pull off bigger heists.